Monday, July 19, 2004
And Her Farts Smell of Rosemary and Lavender.
Martha Stewart's somewhat dubious attempts to reduce her grueling five month sentence, which include listing such charitable deeds as bringing baked goods to the neighbors and thanking her staff at holiday functions.
You know what would have made this perfect? If she'd just gone ahead and listed "cured the lepers".
You know what would have made this perfect? If she'd just gone ahead and listed "cured the lepers".
