Friday, July 30, 2004
Are You Now, Or Have You Ever Been, A Wanker?
Ah, the Catholic Church: a church that showed a lot of progress in the '50s, and fuck-all since. Now, a bishop in Oregon is asking his clergy to sign loyalty oaths- I mean, "affirmations of faith" that confirm that they adhere to the Church's teachings on the sinfulness of gayness, porn, and masturbation.
Well, this is just too much. When they take away our basic right to choke the chicken, what's next? Our right to breathe? Wank free or die! Monkey-spankers of the world, unite!
Well, this is just too much. When they take away our basic right to choke the chicken, what's next? Our right to breathe? Wank free or die! Monkey-spankers of the world, unite!