Friday, July 23, 2004
God Pisses on Comic Book Geeks, Part II
The trailer to Constantine, wherein Keanu Reeves, America's prettiest two-by-four, plays the blond-haired, British working class magus John Constantine, a man with the balls to give the Devil himself the finger. And in this version, John's buddy Chaz, a fortysomething divorcee cab driver, is played by Shia La-freaking-Boeuf.
One thing's for certain: given the current track record, we can expect an adaptation of Promethea when they pry the rights from Alan Moore's cold dead hands.
One thing's for certain: given the current track record, we can expect an adaptation of Promethea when they pry the rights from Alan Moore's cold dead hands.
