Wednesday, July 28, 2004
I Like My Beer Cold, And My Homosexuals Flaming!
Who said gay marriage wouldn't have long-reaching consequences? A character on The Simpsons is going to come out of the closet this January when Springfield legalizes same-sex marriage.
My pick: Rev. Lovejoy. He comes out, Helen goes bitchcakes a la Anita Bryant, and he ends up joining the Metropolitan Community Church. Then again, I picked Smarty Jones to win the Triple Crown, so my foresight is somewhat lacking.
My pick: Rev. Lovejoy. He comes out, Helen goes bitchcakes a la Anita Bryant, and he ends up joining the Metropolitan Community Church. Then again, I picked Smarty Jones to win the Triple Crown, so my foresight is somewhat lacking.
