Monday, July 19, 2004

 

The Tortoise and the Hare-Brained Douchebag

Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) is the latest on the "One step towards goats!" train, arguing that gay marriage will lead to men marrying box turtles. Yes, box turtles.

I just don't know where these people get this stuff. The very act of entering into marriage requires expressing consent- you know, that whole "I do" thing? It's pretty fucking difficult to do that when you have a non-verbal species of meager intelligence.

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