Thursday, August 19, 2004

 

So, This is the Nice Young Man Phyllis Schlaffly's Son is Dating

Call Tony Kushner, we have the subject for his next play. Lee LaHaye is an openly gay man living in the DC area. If the last name "LaHaye" sounds familiar, that's because it is: he's the son of Tim LaHaye, author of [Anyone Who Isn't a Carbon Copy of Jack Chick Gets] Left Behind, and Beverly LaHaye, founder of Concerned Biblical Reconstructionists- woops, "Women"- for America. Not only that, but he's the fucking CFO of his mom's business, which tosses out enough propaganda against gays to make Goebbels cream his gusset.

Lee LaHaye, on behalf of The Evil Petting Zoo, I bestow upon you The First (And Probably Only) Annual Best Little German Award. Now go slime your fellow man some more.

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