Friday, August 20, 2004

 

What, No Witch Burnings?

Wonkette gets her hands on the RNC schedule. Some of the more distinctive items:

• 11:00 PM, Reception, Grand Havana Room Cigar Bar, 666 5th Ave.- Either this is one fucking big coincidence, or Michael Moore is right.

• 10:00 PM, W Stands For Women: Leaders and Volunteers RightNOW!, Pressure, RightNOW!, Reps. Katherine Harris, Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, Marilyn Musgrave, RNC Chairman Ed Gillespie and more.-God, given the fact that Musgrave and Gillespie are on the list, "W" must stand for "Women (and how we can keep them in the kitchen)".

• 5:30-7:30PM, Senator Rick Santorum Cocktail/Martini Fundraiser, Tuscan, 622 3rd Ave., Sen. Santorum, Sen. Rick Santorum and Special Guess Bo Dietl- God, I hope some hellraiser changes it from "Tuscan" to "Roxy."

• TBD, Frist After Party, Charity for Global HIV/AIDS Crisis*, Rockefeller Center, Sen. Frist, Sen. Frist- the asterisk stands for "And How We Can Avoid It."

Once again, I'm not using these comments to bash moderate Republicans, just the real slimebags who seem to think the party is their puppet. I can only imagine what the schedule must be like for the protesters.

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