Monday, September 20, 2004

 

Putting Monica to Shame

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie might serve as interns under conservative Congressmen in the third season of The Simple Life.

Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum apparently turned them down. You know, I think if we put Rick Santorum and Paris Hilton in a room together, the nation's average IQ would drop about ten points.

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