Wednesday, September 29, 2004
This Just In: Pack of Wild Gays Force DeLay at Gunpoint to Endorse Marriage Amendment
The vote on the FMA begins in the House Thursday, and according to DeLay, it's all the activists' fault:
DeLay slammed what he called activist judges for "forcing" Congress to act "to protect the institution of marriage".
"We are forced to bring a constitutional amendment to the floor because of activist courts and activist judges," DeLay told reporters.
"Yes, yes, of course, because right now, homosexual marriage is spreading like wildfire across America!... What? You mean, it's just staying put in Massachusetts? Well, it's certainly raising an uproar in that state, what with people having their marriages devalued!... What? People don't care? Well, um... uh... oh, never mind."
DeLay slammed what he called activist judges for "forcing" Congress to act "to protect the institution of marriage".
"We are forced to bring a constitutional amendment to the floor because of activist courts and activist judges," DeLay told reporters.
"Yes, yes, of course, because right now, homosexual marriage is spreading like wildfire across America!... What? You mean, it's just staying put in Massachusetts? Well, it's certainly raising an uproar in that state, what with people having their marriages devalued!... What? People don't care? Well, um... uh... oh, never mind."
