Saturday, October 16, 2004

 

My Moral Compass Always Points South

Hey, look! I found the door into Michael Powell's head! Let's take a look inside before I get tossed out onto the Jersey turnpike:

Janet Jackson showing her tit for all of 3 nanoseconds (and following TV coverage in slo-motion): $550,000 fine.
Year-old jokes from Howard Stern about anal sex and farts: $550,000 fine.
Year-old jokes from Michael Savage comparing the ordeal of Elizabeth Smart to Debbie Does Dallas: No fine.
A show on FOX that has people married via a TV audience: No fine.
A show on FOX that has people married via a TV audience, but shows strippers and whipped cream going where whipped cream was never meant to go: $1 million.
A political documentary bashing John Kerry that kinda violates the equal time rule, and is being aired by a broadcasting corporation that considered Nightline airing a tribute to fallen soldiers in Iraq "political propaganda": No fine.

*thunk*

Well, now I'm in Jersey. And thank God; I didn't want to spend another minute in there. Stuff if up your... butt, Powell. (Hey, I'm trying to avoid getting fined, here.)

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