Monday, November 22, 2004
I Shall Return... Or Not.
After Alan "Well, Guess Jesus Did Vote for Obama" Keyes lost the Illinois Senate election (88% to 10%- ha!), he vowed to stay the course in the state and fight for moral decency. Because Illinois? Is the cesspit of America. Seriously, Las Vegas worships at the dark altar of... Chicago.
Anyway, Keyes's fight for morality got off to a great start when... he moved out in the middle of the night? Yup.
He lost the Senate, he lost the House, he lost the Presidency, and he lost his damn mind. See ya, Alan. Don't call us; we don't care.
Anyway, Keyes's fight for morality got off to a great start when... he moved out in the middle of the night? Yup.
He lost the Senate, he lost the House, he lost the Presidency, and he lost his damn mind. See ya, Alan. Don't call us; we don't care.
