Sunday, December 05, 2004
Well. Guess I'm Not Eating for a While.
"For the life of me, I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply because it is so easy to do," said Tommy Thompson, Bush's retiring Secretary of Health and Human Services. "No, seriously, it's easy! Look, the only guys guarding the cattle farm are some meth junkies with shotguns... hell, it's real simple, I'll put up a guide on the web..."
Security wins!
Security wins!
