Wednesday, December 29, 2004


Will They Call It "Helms' Deep"?

Now seriously, doesn't Jesse Helms Lake sound like the title of a horror movie?

What is with everyone wanting to name everything after this monster in human flesh? The Jesse Helms School of Government, Jesse Helms Lake, a Jesse Helms Bust (its eyes follow you everywhere, you godless sinner!)...

Hmm... maybe I can trademark the Jesse Helms Douchebag.

Hee! Seriously. I think a colostomy bag would be more fitting, though.
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