Friday, January 28, 2005


And Across the Red States, Heads Exploded

Reasons to hate Wal-Mart:

-They destroy small businesses.
-They destroyed treasured large businesses of my childhood, such as Toys 'R' Us.
-They don't allow unions.
-They smell of stale popcorn.
-They censor what they sell.
-They tried to sell The Learned Protocols of the Elders of Zion online.
-At the store I briefly visited in North Carolina (where else was I going to get water guns for our family reunion?), they sold James Dobson's religious hate book Marriage Under Fire in the "Inspirational" section.

Reasons not to hate Wal-Mart:

-They've started recognizing gay families.

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