Saturday, January 29, 2005


A Change of Heart

You know, Bush is right: I don't really need federal marriage rights after all. Sure, my husband and I probably won't be able to ensure the strength of our wills, co-own a house, and experience tax breaks for married couples, but who cares? What's important is that we'll be upholding the sanctity of marriage, which was already falling apart years before us icky homos came along.

There. Now where's my fucking money?

The check is in the mail.
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