Tuesday, January 04, 2005
Do I Detect a Whiff of Bullshit?
One has to wonder, if Hell is modeled after Dante's Inferno, then where will Bill Frist go when he dies? Could it be the Wood of Suicides; after all, destruction of "self or property" counts under that, and Frist often adopted cats from shelters for medical experiments, without telling the shelters of the purpose for adoption. Or maybe it could be the Tenth Malebolge of the Eighth Circle, where the falsifiers go; I mean, he went on This Week with George Stephanopolous and tried to avoid answering the question as to whether HIV could be transmitted through sweat and tears, like the abstinence-only education programs he supports say. Or maybe he should go to the Sixth Malebolge, because he's a fucking hypocrite.
Hmm. Decisions, decisions.
Hmm. Decisions, decisions.