Sunday, February 06, 2005
The Cinematic Hellmouth
A-ha! I've found it! I've found how to make the cinematic equivalent of a black hole! I'll just adapt a Madonna children's book, put Madonna and Britney Spears in the two leading roles, and have Guy "I Only Know One Story to Tell, Unless I'm Ripping Shit Off" Ritchie produce it! Only... no. It's a weapon of such horror and suffering that no one dare use it... right?
Dear God, what have I done?
Dear God, what have I done?
