Tuesday, March 15, 2005
That Glint in Your Eye
The Illinois House is acting like sane people and making a move to ban eye jewelry, which consists of attaching a small metal bit to your eye's fragile membrane. Some, however, dissent:
"Why is it my business where they want to put jewelry?" asked Rep. Connie Howard, D-Chicago.
Woman! Eye! Metal! Attachment! What part of this sordid mess did you miss?
"Why is it my business where they want to put jewelry?" asked Rep. Connie Howard, D-Chicago.
Woman! Eye! Metal! Attachment! What part of this sordid mess did you miss?
