Wednesday, March 09, 2005

 

Uh, Yeah, Um, Very Destabilizing

Remember, people: If Russell Crowe stops making movies, the terrorists win.

No, wait. Everybody wins.

# posted by Justin Cognito @ 5:49 AM
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Justin, what do you think? Could all this have been avoided if they got Crowe early on. How much money could have been saved; we could have reconstructed Ancient Rome with all the money wasted. And, all because of this bombastic fool. How sad.
# posted by Blogger Alexis du Bois : 11:29 PM
 
I don't know if the abduction of Russell Crowe would have stopped 9/11. What I do know is, we should pitch all the other celebrities we want gone to al-Qaeda!

Oh, please, Bin Laden, don't take Kirstie Alley, she's, uh... crucial, yeah, that's it!
# posted by Blogger Justin Cognito : 6:47 AM
 
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