Monday, April 11, 2005

 

Scamper, Crooked Conservatives, Scamper!

Rick Santorum: "Tom DeWha?" Y'know, if the Democrats drive this home, it might be the second thing they've actually, well, done since being elected.

On an slightly unrelated note, I would like to discuss a new political term for these so-called Republicans like DeLay, Frist, and Bush. We could call them conservative, but that would be an insult to true conservatives, who actually dislike government meddling in private lives and egrgious flaunting of the deficit. Therefore, I call these men Selfists- politicians devoted to the betterment of one's self, as long as it's not too egregious in the eyes of the law. And yes, that could technically be considered Objectivism, but if I called it that, Ayn Rand would spin in her grave so fast that the Earth would split in two.

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