Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Trumped Up
Because Donald Trump couldn't physically take a shit over all five boroughs, he did the next best thing: coming out and calling the new WTC design "crap architecture". So, if the Donald would challenge the new design, then surely he must have his own revolutionary plan, right?
Trump's design, which he said he likely would display on Thursday's live episode of his TV show "The Apprentice," centers around two 111-story towers - one floor taller than the buildings destroyed when two jetliners were flown into them.
One floor taller than the original design? Oh, brilliance! Such unrestrained brilliance! And revealed in the most patriotic setting of all: his own reality show!
This is all the proof we need that Trump's hair is actually an alien parasite that has eaten his brain.
Trump's design, which he said he likely would display on Thursday's live episode of his TV show "The Apprentice," centers around two 111-story towers - one floor taller than the buildings destroyed when two jetliners were flown into them.
One floor taller than the original design? Oh, brilliance! Such unrestrained brilliance! And revealed in the most patriotic setting of all: his own reality show!
This is all the proof we need that Trump's hair is actually an alien parasite that has eaten his brain.
