Tuesday, June 14, 2005
It's Like Christmas, Hanukkah, and Ramadan
And lo, the sun shone a little brighter, the waters appeared a little clearer, and the entire world was a little happier, for Paris Hilton had announced her intention to stop making love to the camera. Sure, we've still got to put up with two years of her, but as long as we don't have to see Paris at fifty, sagging, bagging, and trying to run, "That's hot," by us one more time, I think we can put up with it.
