Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Yes, Satan? Sorry, I Mistook You For Someone Else...
The Delusional, Fucknutted Rotting Cryptkeeper (tm Pam Spaulding) Fred Phelps is now protesting a soldier killed in Iraq. Why, you may ask?
A flier on the Web site of Pastor Fred Phelps' Westboro Baptist Church claims God killed Cpl. Carrie French with an improvised explosive device in retaliation against the United States for a bombing at Phelps' church six years ago.
Yes, Fred, because it's all about you. And let me guess: when one of your hateful spawn broke his toe, God made up for it by crippling Christopher Reeve.
I know how Phelps's merry crew works: piss people off until someone hits them, then sue them and use the settlement to further their bastardry. Still. It would be worth all the money in the world to see this fucknut eating through a straw.
A flier on the Web site of Pastor Fred Phelps' Westboro Baptist Church claims God killed Cpl. Carrie French with an improvised explosive device in retaliation against the United States for a bombing at Phelps' church six years ago.
Yes, Fred, because it's all about you. And let me guess: when one of your hateful spawn broke his toe, God made up for it by crippling Christopher Reeve.
I know how Phelps's merry crew works: piss people off until someone hits them, then sue them and use the settlement to further their bastardry. Still. It would be worth all the money in the world to see this fucknut eating through a straw.
