Tuesday, July 26, 2005

 

The Thrill of Victory, and The Agony of Defeat...

...have been successfully avoided by Rick Santorum. Well, mostly the latter, in his case. So, why no run for Prez, Ricky?

"I have six children ages 4-14. And the idea of coming off a race of the intensity that I am engaged in at this point and turning around and running another two-year campaign for president is not something that I believe is in the best interest of my family," Santorum said in an online interview with The Washington Post.

Translation: "I've already made my kids pet their stillborn sibling. Do I really want to fuck them up more when they hear what daddy called the Bostonians?"

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