Monday, July 25, 2005
Yes, Yes, But How Would Milton Have Done It?
Spoilers. For. Everything.
And now for something much more fun than child rape.
Okay, so, if you haven't heard by now, someone dies in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Somebody very important. (Hint: rhymes with "Bumblebore.")
So, of course, the Guardian took it upon themselves to hold a contest: rewrite Dumbledore's final serenade as if written by another author. If you ever wanted to see Dumbledore talking to Death, getting eaten by a grue, or being used to drain the piss out of Dan Brown, then now's the time.
And now for something much more fun than child rape.
Okay, so, if you haven't heard by now, someone dies in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Somebody very important. (Hint: rhymes with "Bumblebore.")
So, of course, the Guardian took it upon themselves to hold a contest: rewrite Dumbledore's final serenade as if written by another author. If you ever wanted to see Dumbledore talking to Death, getting eaten by a grue, or being used to drain the piss out of Dan Brown, then now's the time.
