Thursday, August 18, 2005
As Long as Sharon Stone Doesn't Get on a Plane, We're Safe
Y'know... if I were the head of the Transporation Security Administration four years after a terrorist attack that claimed thousands of lives-- a terrorist attack that took place because people hijacked planes with box cutters, for fuck's sake-- I'd probably keep it so that anything that could possibly be used as a sharp weapon would be barred from carry-on, especially knives and ice picks*. Then again, that's just me.
This is a good idea why?
*And seriously, after Basic Instinct, has anyone, anyone at all, entertained the idea of using an icepick for something other than ventilating their fellow man?
This is a good idea why?
*And seriously, after Basic Instinct, has anyone, anyone at all, entertained the idea of using an icepick for something other than ventilating their fellow man?
