Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Because There's Nothing Gay About Those Pretty Flowing Robes
Well, looks like Pope Benedict's going ahead with it. So, why are priests being thrown out? Just ask this scientician:
'It will be written in a very pastoral mode,' Haldane said. 'It will not be an attack on the gay lifestyle. It will not say "homosexuality is immoral". But it will suggest that admitting gay men into the priesthood places a burden both on those who are homosexual and those they are working alongside who are not.'
Yes, because we're all aware of the glut of stories of hot man-on-man loving that take place in seminaries*. Everyone knows us gays can't cohabitate with other men without thinking about boning them all. I don't know where Joey Rats (tm Jon Stewart) gets his ideas, but the world does not operate according to the laws of gay porn.
*Remind me not to check the referral logs for the next few weeks.
'It will be written in a very pastoral mode,' Haldane said. 'It will not be an attack on the gay lifestyle. It will not say "homosexuality is immoral". But it will suggest that admitting gay men into the priesthood places a burden both on those who are homosexual and those they are working alongside who are not.'
Yes, because we're all aware of the glut of stories of hot man-on-man loving that take place in seminaries*. Everyone knows us gays can't cohabitate with other men without thinking about boning them all. I don't know where Joey Rats (tm Jon Stewart) gets his ideas, but the world does not operate according to the laws of gay porn.
*Remind me not to check the referral logs for the next few weeks.
