Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Could It Be... Magic?
Well, I guess I should have seen that Kansas would go for evolution. What I didn't see coming was such a profound act of idiocy that it makes my eyeballs ache from the rolling:
In addition, the board rewrote the definition of science, so that it is no longer limited to the search for natural explanations of phenomena.
That's it! I mean, it's so easy! Why seek out cold, hard facts when you can bullshit? Fairies cause cancer! The bird flu is a self-replicating alien! Angels help guide raindrops down to Earth!
If anyone heard a massive wet plopping noise, that was everyone in any of the hard science industries in China creaming their pants in unison.
In addition, the board rewrote the definition of science, so that it is no longer limited to the search for natural explanations of phenomena.
That's it! I mean, it's so easy! Why seek out cold, hard facts when you can bullshit? Fairies cause cancer! The bird flu is a self-replicating alien! Angels help guide raindrops down to Earth!
If anyone heard a massive wet plopping noise, that was everyone in any of the hard science industries in China creaming their pants in unison.
