Monday, December 19, 2005

 

Mr. Montag, You Have a Call On Line One

Here's the state of Communism in the world: sad fucking sack. The "Red Menace" is not so menacing. China has abandoned all economic pretenses of Communism in the name of becoming an US trading partner (not that it hasn't abandoned the social ones; a few Christians could tell you that). North Korea isn't a threat because it's red, but because its leader is batshit crazy. And Cuba? Cuba's nothing more than a dying cow that real estate vultures are circling, waiting to dive in on the moment Castro well and truly kicks it.

All of which doesn't explain why the Department of Homeland Security thought it would be fruitful to send two agents after a student who needed Mao's Little Red Book for a paper.

Oh, wait. With the current intel situation in Washington, I know why this happened. Because it could.

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