Monday, January 23, 2006
Well, Now I'm Convinced
Dear Tom Cruise:
Congratulations on effectively outing yourself to the world as a self-loathing gay man... again. Seriously, do you really think this helps your image at all? Look, when people like George Clooney are asked whether they're gay, they just laugh it off, and everyone thinks they're straight. When you're asked, you engage in a course of action that, to those in the know, is tantamount to dressing up in leather and prancing down Main Street while lipsynching along with the Scissor Sisters.
Seriously, Tom. If you can't come out of the closet, then don't make it so easy for people to pull the door open.
Congratulations on effectively outing yourself to the world as a self-loathing gay man... again. Seriously, do you really think this helps your image at all? Look, when people like George Clooney are asked whether they're gay, they just laugh it off, and everyone thinks they're straight. When you're asked, you engage in a course of action that, to those in the know, is tantamount to dressing up in leather and prancing down Main Street while lipsynching along with the Scissor Sisters.
Seriously, Tom. If you can't come out of the closet, then don't make it so easy for people to pull the door open.
