Friday, March 24, 2006

 

That'll Look Great In My Dumpster



What the living fuck?

BROOKLYN, NY (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) -- A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a 'first' for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the "ideal" model for Pro-Life and the subject of a dedication at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn's Williamsburg gallery district, in what is proclaimed the first Pro-Life monument to birth, in April.

Strangely enough, Britney's the ideal model for "pro-life"; a girl who marries a man for 55 hours, marries a second man whose idea of classy involves wearing a velour tracksuit with "King Pimp" on the back during his wedding, speeds while her baby is in the car, and seemingly has no self-esteem whatsoever (seriously; ever see the start of the video for "Overprotected", where the news anchor talks about how Britney made an ass out of herself again? I think it was the first sign of this long, downward spiral).

I may not know art, but I know what's shit.

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