Wednesday, April 26, 2006


The "B" Stands For Bacchanalia

FDA official: Plan B will lead to teen sex cults.

I only fucking wish I was joking.

In the memo released by the FDA during the discovery process, Dr. Curtis Rosebraugh, an agency medical officer, wrote: "As an example, she stated that we could not anticipate, or prevent extreme promiscuous behaviors such as the medication taking on an 'urban legend' status that would lead adolescents to form sex-based cults centered around the use of Plan B."

Yes, I'm sure we all remember the fervent sex worship that came around when Griswold v. Connecticut was handed down. Aphroditics going door to door, offering "free samples." Ishtar herself coming down from the heavens, only to make a bad movie. Discordia herself getting in on the action, because that's what she does.

Oh, wait. None of that happened, did it?

One day, I want to write, or at least play in, a RPG that follows the design of the world that the religious right thinks exist. Children's books and D&D give you real occult power, demons cause mental illness, and teenage girls do hold secret rites for the goddess Contraceptive. It would be like Unknown Armies, only really, really fucking depressing.

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