Friday, October 06, 2006
Your Daily Dose of Shitheads
I apologize for the lack of updates for the past few days. I've been busy. Anyway, time for a quick look at the utter scum of the Earth.
And who better when it comes to shitheads than the Westboro Baptist Church, the members of which have just guaranteed themselves some time in the Burning Shit Pits of the Malebolge by threatening to protest the funerals of the Amish girls. And for this, Shirley Phelps-Roper will go in head first:
"Those Amish people, everyone is sitting around talking about those poor little girls — blah, blah, blah — they brought the wrath upon themselves," Phelps-Roper said, adding that the Amish "don't serve God, they serve themselves."
Fortunately, Mike Gallagher offered to give them a hour of time on his radio show on the condition that they find the last scrap of human decency left in their twisted, twisted souls and call off the protest. They did. It was the best the community could probably do outside of hiring Harrison Ford.
Speaking of things tangentially related to gayness, those pious bastions of civility, Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit and Roger L. Simon, have decided that the best way to respond to the Foley scandal is to out the kid who reported the IMs in the first place. Because it's all his fault, of course. And others think it's all the kids' fault, as they egged Foley on into sending them graphic text messages. By this logic, those sexual predators should be completely absolved from blame because it was all NBC's fault that they came looking for little girls.
And that's your daily dose of shitheads. Tune in again when someone else says something really fucking horrible.
And who better when it comes to shitheads than the Westboro Baptist Church, the members of which have just guaranteed themselves some time in the Burning Shit Pits of the Malebolge by threatening to protest the funerals of the Amish girls. And for this, Shirley Phelps-Roper will go in head first:
"Those Amish people, everyone is sitting around talking about those poor little girls — blah, blah, blah — they brought the wrath upon themselves," Phelps-Roper said, adding that the Amish "don't serve God, they serve themselves."
Fortunately, Mike Gallagher offered to give them a hour of time on his radio show on the condition that they find the last scrap of human decency left in their twisted, twisted souls and call off the protest. They did. It was the best the community could probably do outside of hiring Harrison Ford.
Speaking of things tangentially related to gayness, those pious bastions of civility, Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit and Roger L. Simon, have decided that the best way to respond to the Foley scandal is to out the kid who reported the IMs in the first place. Because it's all his fault, of course. And others think it's all the kids' fault, as they egged Foley on into sending them graphic text messages. By this logic, those sexual predators should be completely absolved from blame because it was all NBC's fault that they came looking for little girls.
And that's your daily dose of shitheads. Tune in again when someone else says something really fucking horrible.
