Tuesday, December 12, 2006


Our Precious Bodily Fluids

WorldNetDaily has officially transcended parody.

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

Y'know, maybe at some point, the talking heads of the far right will get together and figure out what the hell actually does cause homosexuality. Is it aberrant behavior? Health food? Seeing mommy and daddy wrestling? Who knows; we just think it's gross.

The article's PS, about how fermentation alters a substance's molecular structure, had me rolling.

For the sake of the shred of faith in the human race I have left, I have to believe that the article was a satirical piece that someone managed to slip in.
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