Wednesday, January 24, 2007
He Sent His Only Begotten Overactor...
Oh, where, oh, where, are the bolts of lightning when you need them?
Tom Cruise is the "Christ" of Scientology.
The actor, who is a devout follower of the bizarre sci-fi cult, has been hailed by leaders of the faith as the "chosen one" who will spread the word of the religion.
High-ranking Scientologist David Miscavige is convinced in years to come Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus all over the world as he becomes a prophet for the religion.
Yes, I know, it's from the Sun, which may be the only London rag with just a little bit less credibility than The Daily Mail. But given the madness of King Tom as of late, and the general wackiness of the Church of Scientology, something tells me that late night comedians will be killing each other for the chance to tell the first joke.
Tom Cruise is the "Christ" of Scientology.
The actor, who is a devout follower of the bizarre sci-fi cult, has been hailed by leaders of the faith as the "chosen one" who will spread the word of the religion.
High-ranking Scientologist David Miscavige is convinced in years to come Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus all over the world as he becomes a prophet for the religion.
Yes, I know, it's from the Sun, which may be the only London rag with just a little bit less credibility than The Daily Mail. But given the madness of King Tom as of late, and the general wackiness of the Church of Scientology, something tells me that late night comedians will be killing each other for the chance to tell the first joke.
