Wednesday, March 28, 2007


Look Upon My Works, Ye Mighty, And Despair

And some days, you just don't know what the fuck to say.

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.

The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case.

It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.

I know there is something that I can do with this material, but the sheer wrongness of it is drowning it all out. So, I just leave it as is.

I knew Michael Jackson was heading toward the realm of hyper-insanity when he thought he could revitilize his career by converting to Islam, because there's nothing today's Americans would love more than a Muslim pedophile.

This, however...brilliant, simply brilliant.
The Las Vegas desert? Hmm. No, I have a better idea.

He should release it in the Black Rock Desert, around the time of... say, Labor Day? At Burning Man! It'd fit right in. Then maybe we could get someone to burn it.
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