Monday, May 07, 2007


The Most Trusted Name In Eschatology

Glenn Beck had the authors of the Left Behind series on his show to discuss whether or not we're living in the End Times. Not a big deal, right? I mean, it's his radio show. It usually caters to a somewhat rightward audience that often puts great focus on theology.

Yeah, well. This was on CNN. C-N-fucking-N. A network that, last I checked, was ostensibly a news network, and thus, put things up to a certain standard. A basis which, as the Slacktivist notes, has been pretty much violated here.

All I ask is that my news networks stick to telling me the news and leave the doomsaying to Jack van Impe.

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Uh... right. Good luck on that, sir.
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