Monday, July 09, 2007


You Mean They're Not Brown?

Holy crap! A group of terrorists actually tried to blow up a church down in Texas! This is an outrage! Get the news cameras! Get the pundits! String them up by their--

Oh. Wait. They're Christians, and apparently fringe ones at that. That would explain why there's absolutely nothing about this incident on the CNN website.

False alarm, folks. Back to normal.

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