Monday, July 09, 2007
You Mean They're Not Brown?
Holy crap! A group of terrorists actually tried to blow up a church down in Texas! This is an outrage! Get the news cameras! Get the pundits! String them up by their--
Oh. Wait. They're Christians, and apparently fringe ones at that. That would explain why there's absolutely nothing about this incident on the CNN website.
False alarm, folks. Back to normal.
Oh. Wait. They're Christians, and apparently fringe ones at that. That would explain why there's absolutely nothing about this incident on the CNN website.
False alarm, folks. Back to normal.