Tuesday, August 05, 2008
Fuck My Wife, Please
That John McCain; he's a man of pure class who's always on top of everything.
In introducing his wife, McCain noted the ongoing beauty pageant at the event and said that he had "encouraged Cindy to compete. I told her, with a little luck, she could be the only person ever to serve as first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip."
For those of you who don't know much about the Sturgis Biker Rally, that would be this Miss Buffalo Chip:
"Go on, honey, suck that banana! If it goes viral, we can count on up to three whole polling points!"
Sometimes, you have to wonder if McCain just follows his campaign trail like someone who came into the movie halfway through and doesn't know what the hell's going on.